georgette_b

        1.My uncle once:  Slept on the Goldengate bridge.  He climbed up and suspended his sleeping bag; I'm pretty sure he was arrest on his way down in the morning. 

2. Never in my life:  Have I owned a passport.  Sad really, must remedy that.

3. When I was five:  I stayed home from Kindergarten (because my birthday is in the Fall) and drove my mom nuts by trying to get her to teach me to read.

4. High school was:  Probably not as bad as I thought it was.

5. I will never forget:  My daughter Persephone.

6. Once I met:  Charlie Trotter (famous chef) and made one of his recipes for him.  He was the guest chef at the restaurant where I worked.  Nice guy.

7. There's this girl I know:  Who sometimes snorts when she laughs and it makes us all laugh harder.

8. Once, at a bar:  I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle.  Very trashy.

9. By noon, I'm usually:  Ready for my nap. 

10. Last night:  I ate leftover mac and cheese and watch The Daily Show and Colbert Report with J and K.

11. If only I had:  Not had that second helping.

12. Next time I go to church:  It will be for a wedding or funeral.

13. What worries me most:  Ugh!

14. When I turn my head left I see:  The office phone.

15. When I turn my head right I see:  My cell phone.

16. You know I'm lying when:   I'm sure I have a tell but I don't know what it is.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is:  Mix tapes from friends.

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I'd be:  Beatrice or the nurse from R&J.

19. I have a hard time understanding: why it matters to the religious right if gays and lesbians get married. It doesn’t make sense; I just don’t get it.  (This is monkeybung's answer but it's so good I'm sticking with it.)

20. If I ever go back to school:  I'd take art history.